Funny jokes you can't avoid laughing to๐
(1). Age 7: I want to be a doctor ๐
Age 16: Mum look! All Aโs ๐
Age 20: Medicine is hard ๐ฅบ
Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Emeka!!!
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(2). I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. Thatโs why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions.๐๐๐๐๐
(3). That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero. ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ.My brother just forget her and go your way peacefully. ๐๐๐
(4). Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data ?๐๐๐
(5). To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, A time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. Thatโs when a man will ask you โHow are you doing?โ And you will reply โYES I DOโ ๐๐๐๐๐
(6). MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football
DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night
MAD MAN: Iโll start tomorrow because today is finals ๐
(7). Slim ladies are beautiful the problem come when she is pregnant, she looks like python that has swallowed a goat...chai!!!๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
(8). It is only in a Nigeria movie that you will see cassava plant in an Evil forest. Who planted the cassava??
Do spirit plant cassava too??๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท
(9). Tiny girls donโt use pad when menstruating they use cotton wool. Please no tiny girl should insult me am not feeling fine๐๐๐
(10). It was so funny today when a pastor at the market was preaching about alcoholism but using alomo bitters box to collect the offering.๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
(11). When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name
Good day โMiss slay queen hottest bae.
My sister just pack your CV and run.
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(12). Dear ladies if your boyfriend doesnโt reply you immediately when you textโฆ Just know he is either sleeping or reading the bible.. MEN DONโT CHEAT ๐๐๐
(13). Using a public toilet without lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door for them to know that you are inside.๐คช๐คช๐คช
(14). Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says โGo and lock the door firstโฆโ๐๐๐
(15). Small Apple ๐ Is Now #100.. Something The Serpent ๐Gave Eve For Free๐๐๐
(16). QUOTE OF THE DAY!!
No matter how bad you are, youโre not useless. You can still be used as a bad example.
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(17). The ways girls will convince that you are handsome if you have money, you will stand if front of the mirror and you will be like โMaybe I should go into modeling.. My brother donโt be deceived, remain where you are. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
(18). Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings๐๐๐๐๐
(19). When am bored I call MTN customer care and ask why my phone isnโt chargingโฆ ๐๐๐
(1). Ladies being single ends at 25. You canโt be 26+ and you are talking of being single. Your not single but Unmarried.๐๐๐๐
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